The Spiral Dance

"Though both are bound in the spiral dance, I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess." - Donna Haraway

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Pay Your Fines Online

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nypl:

Paying your overdue library fines just got a lot easier! Now, you can pay with a credit card! Just click “Your NYPL,” then “Fines” to get started. 

(No judgment! We know that you loved that book/cd/dvd so much you couldn’t put it down, let alone part with it before you were finished absorbing all possible perspectives…)

S - now we have even MORE excuse to be lazy!!!

I may never visit the library again!

Filed under j/k have to go to pick up the books first! nypl nyc sloth

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Use the same attention you reserve for riding around buses and garbage trucks. Because, instead of dealing with wheels that will crush your skull, you have a train full of people who want to stab you until your intestines are a puddle on the subway car floor.

How To Bring A Bike On The New York City Subway

Many of these tips also apply to ginormous strollers—especially during rush hour and especially if no kids are actually in them.

Filed under nyc subway subway etiquette

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littlehonda:

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And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE. 

By no means do I expect you to watch another Shit _________ Says video.

Unless you want to, in which case, very cool and thanks. Anyway, I’m going to go watch The Golden Girls (the one where Sophia goes back to Brooklyn, funnily enough).

I’m going to be honest, I really enjoyed this one. The meme has gotten out of hand, and I feel like the ones meant only to be funny take the seriousness away from the originals, but, uh, I don’t know, this one is pretty good.

I have never met a New Yorker who hasn’t said “UGH tourists”. Not that it’s a bad thing. Tourists suck.

Ooooooh don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me - while crossing the street: City life everywhere summed up perfectly,

(via yo-la-littlehonda)

Filed under nyc ugh tourists

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turnabout:

The pictures I emailed from my phone seem to have gotten lost in ether. But we had fun at the Medieval Festival anyway.  And had good seats for the joust.

I still don’t really understand live-action quidditch. But there’s a team call the “badassilisks” so that’s fun.

Yay! It was so much fun. And now my nose is burnt.

Filed under medieval festival nyc jousting turkey leg quidditch

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So, my landlord lives here half the year, and across the country the other half. When he is here, we slide our rent checks under his office door; when he is away, we have to mail our checks to him. Now, he has a rule that the rent check must ARRIVE by the 5th, or he’ll charge a late fee (no matter if you’ve mailed it in plenty of time and the post office screwed up). This seems unfair to me since we don’t have any control over the post office, but whatever (full disclosure: the one time my check was “late”—due to the July Fourth 4-day weekend—he didn’t charge me; just called to ask where it was). The only way we know whether to mail the check or push it under his door is by the signs the manager puts up in the hallways.

Which is all an introduction to say that I mailed my rent check early (Monday) to be sure it wouldn’t be “late” and then today my landlord texted me to ask if I could slide the check under his door this weekend because he’s in town for a few days (EVEN THOUGH the signs in the hallway still say to mail it to him). I texted back that I’d already mailed it and offered to stop payment on that check and give him a new one (FULLY EXPECTING him to say no—I mean, c’mon, I paid on time! And had no warning he was going to be here!). He replied that no, he’ll use that check for next month and I should write him another! Errr, I don’t like this plan. 1) It screws up my accounting; and 2) this means that he has live checks for 2 months’ rent—my rent is over half my income, so I don’t HAVE 2 months’ rent hanging out in my checking account. Yes, he says he’ll save the first check and won’t cash it until the end of October, but it still makes me nervous. What if he loses it? What if he forgets and tries to cash it anyway, causing me to bounce a check? UGH.

Filed under ugh nyc landlords...what can ya do

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I want you to know that the Fort Tryon Medieval Festival is October 2 this year.

turnabout:

I’ve posted some random pictures in the past, but seriously. It’s the most awesome medieval festival you will find within range of the New York City subway system. There will be jousting and falconry and turkey legs and people dressed up in anachronistic costumes and people dressing up their dogs. Also my friend Shelby will probably dress up.

Filed under fort tryon park medieval festival nyc there is no probably about it