Simon’s Cat has a new friend who is half the size and double the trouble.
Want more? Check out Simon’s Cat in Kitten Chaos, now in ebook.
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how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
via NYPL
Readers and reading were sources of constant interest to artists in the Romantic period. The young woman shown here holds Matthew Gregory Lewis’s “terror-gothic” The Monk (1796). A phantasmagoria of murder, suicide, corruption, and incest, it is one of the few novels for which nineteenth-century disapproval might still seem justified, and it was blamed for considerable moral degradation. The subject of Comfort heats her posterior along with her imagination.
There ain’t nothin’ feel so good as a warm butt with a phantasmagoria
I met David online. He was an elf and I was an orc. We did everything together, even though I was in Salford and he was in Beijing.
Fought dragons.
Captured citadels.
Fell in love.
Elisabeth! This is from a short-lived British show based on novels by Douglas Adams and starring Stephen Mangan. We must track this down!
something is wrong with how i internalize things
my face while reading porn:
my face while reading fluff:
Ditto.
LET ME REBLOG THIS ONE TO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
D’AAWWWWWW
This is half the reason I want one of those.
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npr:
Urban life is multifaceted and complex. But, sometimes you need to just go with the flow and this chart may (or may not) show you if you’re really an urbanite. via Do You Live In A City? Hmm. Let’s Find Out
Credit: Nelson Hsu, Natalie Jones, Melanie Taube, Tanya Ballard Brown / NPR
Public Transportation > Subway > Yes
Well, that was quick.
Bitch, of course they will like me. I am delightful. I just find prolonged social interactions to be extremely exhausting.”
Comment by popculturemulcher in the article I’m Not a Miserable Bitch, I’m Just an Introvert (via battleinabox)
“Bitch, of course they will like me. I am delightful. I just find prolonged social interactions to be extremely exhausting”
YES.
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Divorce Lawyer Business Card
This design is both clever and depressing!
