Saturday, August 4, 2012

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR THIS WOULD NEVER BE SAID OF A MAN ERROR ERROR

oliviawaite:

zoearcher:

missworded:

Regarding this piece of shit article (If Maeve Binchy had been a mother … Does a female novelist need to have experienced motherhood to truly understand human emotions?)

They are absolutely right.  I have no children, so I don’t experience actual human emotions at all.  Never have.  I mean, I got upgraded to a [WORTHLESSLIFE v88.790] chip last week, as well as [USELESSWOMAN v.1.6938765], but I’m suffering from a FATAL SYSTEM FAILURE CANNOT WRITE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A PERSON :( REBOOT Y/N? error every time I try to open my manuscript lately. 

Perhaps if I splurge for a [FUCKYOU v.666] upgrade, somehow I’ll be able to have my sad, childless writings published again someday.

Wow, I just realized that I am a robot. I feel nothing. Thanks, empty womb, for rendering me unable to experience or understand emotion!

Now now, ladies, no need to get all hysterical — it’s not that we don’t feel emotions. It’s just that they’re shallow explorations of friendship or romantic love that we haven’t ‘gotten past’ in our evolution from immature lady-scribblers to writers of depth and profundity. I hear that every woman writer who gives birth is automatically granted an MFA from the Iowa Writers’ Workshop.

Posted at 6:28 PM 41 notes Reblogged from oliviawaite Tags: feminism oh that article was so rage-inducing

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  1. literallyabear reblogged this from clinicallyunamused
  2. clinicallyunamused reblogged this from oliviawaite and added:
    We’re all just incomplete. It’s no big deal. We just can’t enlighten, until we’ve been heavy with child.
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  6. oliviawaite reblogged this from zoearcher and added:
    Now now, ladies, no need to get all hysterical — it’s not that we don’t feel emotions. It’s just that they’re shallow...
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  10. rebekahloves reblogged this from zoearcher and added:
    uh, this article is fucking crazy.
  11. zoearcher reblogged this from missworded and added:
    Wow, I just realized that I am a robot. I feel nothing. Thanks, empty womb, for rendering me unable to experience or...
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