conversations I have had via social media with my old roommate/close friend in the last 24 hours
- torturing her cats either by dressing them in people clothes or getting them high on catnip
- renewing library books online because we’re too lazy to return them
- training her cat to attack people (this was actually an unfortunate side-effect of training her cat to do backflips when we tapped on the wall)
They were important conversations, okay.